Micro Marveler Gifts

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

The Hobby Store

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Catch this!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

Nano technology.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Schrödinger's cat.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.