Micro Marveler Gifts

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

The Hobby Store

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Catch this!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

Nano technology.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.