Engineering Marvel Lover T-Shirts

Beaver sees Hoover Dam: "You've got to be kidding me."

"His first out-of-body experience."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Computer operator welding machine.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Crane fishing

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Moses and the bridge.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Physics toy.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"