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Beaver sees Hoover Dam: "You've got to be kidding me."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Crane fishing

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Moses and the bridge.

"Never marry an engineer."

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Physics toy.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

"You'll have to speak up. Did I hear you say ou found the cure to shrink hemorrhoids?"

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"