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"No, son, we're not under attack by aliens. Those are drones. It appears everyone owns one these days."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

Life and Death

New Marvel Heroes

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"No internet connection"

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Selfie with grandma...

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

Less is less

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

Life Support and Death

Man staring art in the face.

line of life