Modern Marvels Aficionados Prints

'The future of web design has a name my friend: the Web-O-Matic 2000!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Projectile painting.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

Doctor says: 'I must say, I'm surprised to see you here' to Magritte character with apple in face

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Selfie self-portrait

'Well, the joke's on me - it turns out that the King pardoned you twelve years ago!'

Less is less

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

Man staring art in the face.

"No, son, we're not under attack by aliens. Those are drones. It appears everyone owns one these days."

Gregor awakes from anxious dreams to find he has hands for feet and feet for hands.

Freeing a Clockwork Bird

"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"

"It'll be you who's drawn and quartered if this lands in the moat again!"

'Still mad?'