Modern Marvel Appreciator Prints

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Alexander Fleming

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

New Marvel Heroes

Bonsai Exhibit

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Old-fashioned computer

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'It's a hybrid.'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Physics toy.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Ivan Bunin

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

People admire a freshly painted wall

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

The uplifting nurse.

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'