Modern Marvel Appreciator Pillows

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Alexander Fleming

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

New Marvel Heroes

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Bonsai Exhibit

Old-fashioned computer

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'It's a hybrid.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

Plastic surgery is a scream.

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Physics toy.

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

Ivan Bunin

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

The uplifting nurse.

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

People admire a freshly painted wall