Marine Maverick Gifts

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"We homeschool."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Absurd motorbike

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Stealth fighter fly over.