Marine Maverick Gifts

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"We homeschool."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Biker chopper shopper

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Stealth fighter fly over.