Maritime Maverick Gifts

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

Broken Lighthouse

I've got half a mind to retire.

'I'm afraid we have the opposite problem. I'm a meat-eater who'd rather eat a vegetarian than die.'

Sailor with anchor tattoo notices an anchor has with a man tattoo.

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Absurd motorbike

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

A man working on a model airplane

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

Biking Granny.