Marine Life Maverick Gifts

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"They're so like us."

"The unlucky lemming"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Scuba cow"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Batman O' War

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Have you any W fronts?'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin