Marine Life Maverick Gifts

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Food Chain

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"He was a sea rescue."

"Scuba cow"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Dolphin