Star Gazing Guru Pillows

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Why bother?"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'My God we being invaded!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Climbing to the moon...

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Celestial Navigation

Large and hitherto uncatalogued life-form on the windscreen, Jim,

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Watch this space.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).