Stargazing Skeptic Gifts

"I don't like space."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'So what's your sign?'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'Watch this space.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

At the space-time institute.

Rational explanations

Alternative Accountants

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

You are here.

First Cynic in Space

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'