Visionary Skeptic Pillows

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Game changing

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I don't like space."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"It's a long term goal."

Wishing Well

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

'They suit you.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Business Builders

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

Developers at small African village.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"...Let's just blow a big hole and make new path."

Steve Jobs

"He's the man who turned down fire."

'I thought you could help me fill in the details.'

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"it's not a new formula - he's testing new glasses."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'