Projection Skeptic Pillows

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Progress?

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Weight Gain Denial

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Please seat to be weighted.

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Woman and scales.

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Your weight second opinion.'

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'LIAR!'

'You lie!'

"And that's the projection for that stock."

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'