Projection Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the projection skeptic in your life? Our collection offers witty mugs, tees, and prints designed to tickle their funny bone and celebrate their thoughtful doubt. Whether they’re into humor, philosophy, or just enjoy a good challenge to the status quo, these items are crafted to resonate with their skeptical spirit and love of creative insights.

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"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker." mockup

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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Progress?

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"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them." mockup

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

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'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

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"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty. mockup

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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Please seat to be weighted.

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"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

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Woman and scales.

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"You wanted to miss the Matisse show." mockup

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

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'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.' mockup

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

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Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me. mockup

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

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Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded." mockup

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

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'Your weight second opinion.'

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"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects." mockup

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

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'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

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"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"Please, no more movies about feelings." mockup

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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'LIAR!'

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'You lie!'

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"And that's the projection for that stock."

"And that's the projection for that stock." mockup

"And that's the projection for that stock."

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"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage." mockup

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

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'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.' mockup

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

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PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.'' mockup

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

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'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.' mockup

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

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'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...' mockup

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

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Salmon jumping up waterfall on film mockup

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

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"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses." mockup

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

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'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?' mockup

'This is a pirate moving image isn't it?'

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'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.' mockup

'The doctor from 'daytime television' said I've got gall stones, but I thought I'd better come to you for a second opinion.'

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Projection Skeptic Gifts Collection

Projection Skeptic Mugs

Discover our range of projection skeptic mugs—witty designs perfect for sparking conversations and starting mornings with a smile.

Projection Skeptic Pillows

Find our projection skeptic pillows—quirky and comfortable accents that add personality and a touch of wit to any space.

Projection Skeptic Prints

Browse our projection skeptic prints—thought-provoking art that challenges perceptions and inspires reflection.

Projection Skeptic T-Shirts

Explore our projection skeptic t-shirts—clever, humorous, and ideal for expressing their unique perspective in style.