Scale Skeptic Gifts

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'A hundred and ninety pounds!'

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.

Honest weight and the not so honest weight.

'Lie or die, sucker!'

'I wouldn't stand on it. It makes mum cry every time she does it.'

'I always weigh 5 pounds at the doctor's office. I all it 'white bloat syndrome.'"

'Your weight second opinion.'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

Scale SOS!

'Looks like all of that dieting was a waste. You were right when you said you have heavy bones.'

Please seat to be weighted.

'Look, all I'm asking is that you turn your head, and I'll just read my weight to you.'

'Liar!'

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

Man smiles at a machine that has a low camera sign: Your Weight And Naughty Picture.

Weight Gain Denial

Weight Loss Cheat.

'We have an urgent message for you - please put in another coin.'

"Rather than record a number for your weight, I think I'll just write, 'over'."

"I dress like this on the scale so I can blame not hitting my weight goal on all the extra clothing."

"Now you know why they hide those things away in closets."

"Dieting all morning, and for what?!"

"But how do we know for sure the scale is accurate?"

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

Woman's shadow affecting scales.

'I love me. . . I love me not!'

Weight and Misfortune.

'Desperate times call for desperate measures.'

'Part of a healthy lifestyle is realizing that the numbers on the scale are completely irrelevant to well being...'

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

'LIAR!'

'Hey! I've lost two stone!'

Woman and scales.

'BMI is an objective scientific measure of your weight in relation to your height.' - 'Oh.' - 'Height?' - '5'6'' - 'Weight?' - '80kgs' - 'Woah! No more biscuits for you, tubby! Ha, ha!' - 'Hey! Let me see that!'