Scale Scholar Gifts

What your guitar says about you.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Critisize your weight.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Romans.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Shrink

Weight Gain Denial

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Woman and scales.

Please seat to be weighted.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Woman and sport trainer

'Your weight second opinion.'

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

'LIAR!'

Sitting down

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Woman on scales.

'You lie!'

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

'No matter what you do, you can't cheat a bathroom scale...'

Woman uses her crutches to make herself appear lighter.

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Lady getting her weight taken and machine exploding under pressure.