Scale Sceptic Gifts

Searching for a gift for the scale skeptic in your life? Our collection combines humor and personality, showcasing their skeptical spirit through clever cartoons on a variety of items including mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who question the status quo and love a good laugh, these gifts make a light-hearted statement and show you understand their unique perspective.

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Snowman on a set of scales.

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'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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Alternative Medicine

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?" mockup

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

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'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.' mockup

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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"Are you sure he tested negative?" mockup

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

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Coincidence or What?

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'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.' mockup

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests." mockup

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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Weight Gain Denial

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In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback. mockup

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

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What your guitar says about you.

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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"I totally meant to do that."

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"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...." mockup

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

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"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist." mockup

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

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"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!" mockup

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

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GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s mockup

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

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'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.' mockup

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

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Woman and scales.

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"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

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"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems." mockup

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

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Documentation Please

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Science deniers Soc.

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Scale Sceptic Gifts Collection

Scale Sceptic Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring your favorite scale skeptic cartoons — perfect for sparking daily laughter and conversations.

Scale Sceptic Pillows

Check out pillows adorned with fun skeptic designs — add personality and humor to their living space or bedroom.

Scale Sceptic Prints

Discover prints that showcase witty skepticism cartoons, perfect for decorating their office or favorite room with a touch of humor.

Scale Sceptic T-Shirts

Explore our range of t-shirts with witty skepticism cartoons — ideal for expressing their doubts with humor and style.