Size Skeptic Gifts

If you're shopping for someone who questions the status quo and loves to challenge perceptions, our collection of size skeptic-themed gifts offers humorous and clever options. These products are great for those who enjoy a bit of irony and wit, making their point with a smile. Perfect for quirky friends, family members, or anyone with a humorous take on size and scale.

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"Have I suddenly developed Acromegaly, or are cans and bottles just getting smaller?"

"Have I suddenly developed Acromegaly, or are cans and bottles just getting smaller?" mockup

"Have I suddenly developed Acromegaly, or are cans and bottles just getting smaller?"

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"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker." mockup

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

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'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

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I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate. mockup

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

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And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

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'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

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Coincidence or What?

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Weight Gain Denial

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"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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Error in low-fat pizza design.

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'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!' mockup

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

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Woman and scales.

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Please seat to be weighted.

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Lite Beer.

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"It's two sizes too big, but it fits." mockup

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

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'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.' mockup

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

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"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

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'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..' mockup

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

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'Your weight second opinion.'

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'You must have something in my size?' mockup

'You must have something in my size?'

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'LIAR!'

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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"Fake."

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"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes." mockup

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

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Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?" mockup

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

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'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.' mockup

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

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'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.' mockup

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

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"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution" mockup

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

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'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.' mockup

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

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"I'm looking for a diet that will guarantee my boss will gain the weight I lose.."

"I'm looking for a diet that will guarantee my boss will gain the weight I lose.." mockup

"I'm looking for a diet that will guarantee my boss will gain the weight I lose.."

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Size Skeptic Gifts Collection

Size Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of size skeptic mugs and add some humor to their morning routine with designs that challenge perceptions and start conversations.

Size Skeptic Pillows

Browse our size skeptic pillows to add a playful, witty touch to their home or office decor with a humorous twist.

Size Skeptic Prints

Discover size skeptic prints that combine clever artwork with a humorous edge, perfect for decorating and sparking conversations.

Size Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our size skeptic t-shirts, perfect for making a humorous statement and celebrating someone’s unique perspective in style.