Sizing Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who questions traditional sizes? Our collection offers playful, clever items that celebrate their quirky skepticism. Perfect for those who love to think differently and have a sense of humor about standards.

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'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?' mockup

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?' mockup

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?' mockup

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?' mockup

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet mockup

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet mockup

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet mockup

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet mockup

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

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I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate. mockup

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate. mockup

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate. mockup

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate. mockup

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

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And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

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'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.' mockup

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

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'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

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"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity." mockup

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity." mockup

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity." mockup

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity." mockup

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

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Weight Gain Denial

Weight Gain Denial mockup

Weight Gain Denial mockup

Weight Gain Denial mockup

Weight Gain Denial mockup

Weight Gain Denial

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"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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New anti-obesity cookbook.

New anti-obesity cookbook. mockup

New anti-obesity cookbook. mockup

New anti-obesity cookbook. mockup

New anti-obesity cookbook. mockup

New anti-obesity cookbook.

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"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running." mockup

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running." mockup

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running." mockup

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running." mockup

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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Error in low-fat pizza design.

Error in low-fat pizza design. mockup

Error in low-fat pizza design. mockup

Error in low-fat pizza design. mockup

Error in low-fat pizza design. mockup

Error in low-fat pizza design.

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'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!' mockup

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!' mockup

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!' mockup

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!' mockup

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

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"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric." mockup

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

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'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..' mockup

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..' mockup

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..' mockup

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..' mockup

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

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'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.' mockup

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.' mockup

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.' mockup

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.' mockup

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

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Lite Beer. mockup

Lite Beer. mockup

Lite Beer. mockup

Lite Beer. mockup

Lite Beer.

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Woman and scales.

Woman and scales. mockup

Woman and scales. mockup

Woman and scales. mockup

Woman and scales. mockup

Woman and scales.

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'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.' mockup

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.' mockup

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.' mockup

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.' mockup

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

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Please seat to be weighted.

Please seat to be weighted. mockup

Please seat to be weighted. mockup

Please seat to be weighted. mockup

Please seat to be weighted. mockup

Please seat to be weighted.

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'Your weight second opinion.'

'Your weight second opinion.' mockup

'Your weight second opinion.' mockup

'Your weight second opinion.' mockup

'Your weight second opinion.' mockup

'Your weight second opinion.'

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"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!" mockup

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!" mockup

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!" mockup

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!" mockup

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

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'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.' mockup

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.' mockup

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.' mockup

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.' mockup

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

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'LIAR!'

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Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?" mockup

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?" mockup

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?" mockup

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?" mockup

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.' mockup

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.' mockup

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.' mockup

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.' mockup

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

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'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.' mockup

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.' mockup

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.' mockup

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.' mockup

'Wine and food doesn't go to waste in this hous, but it does go to waist.'

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'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.' mockup

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.' mockup

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.' mockup

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.' mockup

'Just thinking about New Year's resolutions makes me tired.'

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Sizing Skeptic Gifts Collection

Sizing Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for sizing skeptics who love a good laugh over coffee.

Sizing Skeptic Pillows

Find pillows that add a humorous touch to your home decor while celebrating a skeptical view on sizing.

Sizing Skeptic Prints

Browse our art prints that make a bold statement about questioning norms, perfect for the creatively skeptical.

Sizing Skeptic T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts that showcase your sizing skepticism with clever designs and comfortable fits.