Size Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"Fake."

"I see the downsizing continues."

All-Day Breakfast

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

"I've downsized."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Shove' (at big sale).

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"I am in training for the sales."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Man on stilts on a date.

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Jeans Styles

Go large or go home!

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Winter Sale

'The Giants vs. Trolls'