Oversize Enthusiast Gifts

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Man feeding his computer money.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

SWOTs

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

Office furniture solutions.

"Fake."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."