Oversized Cup Enthusiast Gifts

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

World Cup Fever

Tea Snob.

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Office furniture solutions.

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"Sure he's still Mr. Right, Beth? Up there in that Bluejays cap?"

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Whirled cup.

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

Ask Me About My Big Feet

"Tea anyone?"

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" is not a nice thing to say.

"I've started talking to myself, I said to myself."

"Then it came to me - why should there be an upper limit for pasta size?"

Football Crazy strip four

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

Each one respresents another honor.

Hybrid Tea

The Mug Collector at Christmas

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

'My Eric's always been a big tea drinker.'

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

Kevin realises that his bagel isn't everything.

"I don't mind ole neighbor lady borrowing a cup of sugar - just wish she would return the cups!"