Cup Enthusiast Gifts

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

The Mug Collector at Christmas

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

World Cup Fever

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Trawling for Fish.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Bar chart

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."