Cup Enthusiast Pillows

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

The Mug Collector at Christmas

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Trawling for Fish.

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Sharing Drinks.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Bar chart

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."