Cup Collectors Pillows

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Too much club."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Over-reaction Man.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

"Sippy cup holders!"

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'