Cup Collectors Mugs

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Too much club."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Over-reaction Man.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

Whirled cup.

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"Son, I told you this would happen if you didn't wear a cup!"

Too-Much-Coffee Table.

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind