Cup Holder Aficionado Mugs

'Do you have one with a cup holder?'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You're the botanicals in my gin

You've Had Enough!

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Underweird bras."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Patissier

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.