Cuppa Lover Mugs

Tea Snob.

'My Eric's always been a big tea drinker.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tea of Love

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Coffee Menu

Patissier

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

Cupcakes!

"I see a couch."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Lunch

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'A sandwich?'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

I love thunderstorms!

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition