Cuppa Lover Pillows

Tea Snob.

'My Eric's always been a big tea drinker.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Tea of Love

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Coffee Menu

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

Cupcakes!

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"What does she have that I don't?"

"I see a couch."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Lunch

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'A sandwich?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion