Cupcake Lover Pillows

"I've been pretending that everyone singing 'Happy Birthday' while washing their hands has been singing to me."

'Hello Judith, how is your diet going...'

Fly mistakes cake for dung

Athletic Supporter of the Year

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Cupckaes are the antidote for anger.

Cupcakes!

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I found this fabulous new shop."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Little Red Riding Hood selling 'cupcakes for all'.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

The Fourth Little Pig

Diner.

A heart shaped cake

Punt Cake

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Layer cake

Frosting the Snowman

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Happy Birthday to you.