Cuppa Sharer Pillows

Tea binge drinkers.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Tea of Love

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Tea Snob.

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Dog's Sandwich

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"No! How would it look if I listed a CAT as a friend on my social media page?"

Barista

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

"Tea anyone?"

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

Valentine's Day

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"