Cuppa Sharer Pillows

Tea binge drinkers.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Tea of Love

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

Tea Snob.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

Dog's Sandwich

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"No! How would it look if I listed a CAT as a friend on my social media page?"

Barista

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

Crumbs.

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"Tea anyone?"

'They're getting awfully entitled.'