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"I don't know why people say TV has killed the art of conversation, it's all we ever talk about."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Binge Watch

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Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

The party, after you left

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."