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"I don't know why people say TV has killed the art of conversation, it's all we ever talk about."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

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Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Garden of Earthly Delights

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

The party, after you left

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'