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"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

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Theatre Crowd

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Ta Da!...

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Best in Heat.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'Flea and tick circus'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"Missing elf"

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

Forever Pride!

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

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