Show Supporter Mugs

Ticket Agencies...

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Theatre Crowd

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Ta Da!...

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Best in Heat.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Flea and tick circus'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

Forever Pride!

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"Missing elf"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

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