Magic Show Supporter Mugs

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Rocket and Witch Race

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist