Scene Supporter Mugs

Theatre Crowd

"Just be yourself."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Ta Da!...

Men's Health Screenings.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Writer's Strike

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

The Middle-School Dance

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

Football prayers.

Shop Local

'The Golden Girls. I like it and I'm tired of hiding it.'

Man riding to Hampton Races

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

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"Trust me. I have a daytime emmy for this."

Watching the Street Band

Ticket Agencies...

"See this area right here—that's where we'd like to open a coffee shop."

'U still owe me nine hundred dollars'