Scene Survivor Mugs

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Theatre Crowd

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

Robot Bores

Desert Island Drone...

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"Relax, eventually the scar will disappear!"

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

Human Error, Stupid (computers)

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

Sorry out of numbers.

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

Bottle bank queue.

'It's a good thing my glasses were washed overboard!'