Line Survivor Mugs

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Arf! Arf!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Scare Doe

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Tax grab.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"