Line Warrior Mugs

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"When will you be back at the bank?"

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

La Table

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Human males marking territory.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"We're out of bags."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Thank you present

Stand in the Q.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Welcome to another one of life's brick walls standing directly in your path! Please select from the following options...'

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

"If you need help, I'll be playing videos on my laptop."

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"We'll swop at half time."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'Good news, I hear you've lost two inches.'

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."