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Test your patience, back in one hour.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"When will you be back at the bank?"

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

La Table

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

"We're out of bags."

Human males marking territory.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Thank you present

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Centurion with an empty plate.

Stand in the Q.

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'Welcome to another one of life's brick walls standing directly in your path! Please select from the following options...'

Lover's leap - take a number and wait to leap.

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

"If you need help, I'll be playing videos on my laptop."

"We'll swop at half time."