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Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Any chance of some credit?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Entering Clogsted.

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

The Boche Catcher

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

"That one's my kidney stone."

'Son, it's very important to keep our American traditions!'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

'Next time?'

Soldier playing hopscotch with a grenade

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."

Sorry out of numbers.

"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"

Army Surplus: Now in Stock - Camouflage Trousers!

"According to this report two thirds of social workers need self-defence training."

"I've worked here for thirty years..."