Line Veteran Gifts

City Bank

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Monument To The General/Soldier Monument

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Any chance of some credit?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'There goes Mr. Mookwon. He's been here simply for ages.'

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

Entering Clogsted.

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Your Stroganoff reminds me of my army days...spent in the Biological Weapons Corps."

The Boche Catcher

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

"That one's my kidney stone."

'Son, it's very important to keep our American traditions!'

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."

Soldier playing hopscotch with a grenade

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'Next time?'

Sorry out of numbers.

"Hey Maw... Can you help me with this?"

"According to this report two thirds of social workers need self-defence training."

Army Surplus: Now in Stock - Camouflage Trousers!

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

"Don't trust anyone whose job was created after 1995."