Queue Veteran Gifts

'Next time?'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

The First Commuters

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Thanks TSA

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Express queue at Lapland.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"Ere, I was here first!"

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'