Studio Survivor Mugs

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Move, Gary."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Intense summer sun

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

'Was the flash too bright?'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Fox Operated Fan

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

Air conditioning.

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."

'Boy it's hot today!'