Sitcom Supporter Mugs

"Trust me. I have a daytime emmy for this."

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

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'The Golden Girls. I like it and I'm tired of hiding it.'

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Applause

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Beam me up. Scotty!

Situation Tragedy.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Haywatch

Menopause and the City

John Cleese.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Larry David

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

John Laurie

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Nativity - The sitcom

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'