Sitcom Fan Mugs

Psychiatrist taps patient on head and says: 'Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again.'

'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'Soup of the day, with extra flies, please.'

Rowan Atkinson.

'The only problem with having a laptop is you need a lap!'

'I'm referring you to my brother-in-law the dentist- I owe him one.'

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

"Work has been so stressful so full on, that I thought we needed a bit of light relief."

Mind control

"Ed's practicing his stand up routine. No, he's not a comedian...he's just standing up!"

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

'400 channels and the only thing good on TV is my drink.'

The zombies were halfway across the living room when they noticed that 'Friends' was on.

'His throne's in storage -- he's sitting in the original Archie Bunker chair.'

'Listen!...Do you mean to tell me that you can't hear that laugh track?'

"Not tonight I've got a headache"

Nativity - The sitcom

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"He wants you to dress up like Flo from the Progressive commercials or Flo from Mel's Diner? You know what? Never mind."

"Yes, I've seen 'Portlandia,' but I'm from Portland, Maine!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Haywatch

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"