Sitcom Fanatics Mugs

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Astral Projection

Applause

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Now that's Real TV!'

Beam me up. Scotty!

Situation Tragedy.

John Cleese.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Haywatch

Menopause and the City

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

John Laurie

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."