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"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Binge Watch

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Get ready."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Magic Trick

Curtain call

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'

Trumpets Green

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"Let me do the talking!"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'