Showtime Supporter Pillows

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Binge Watch

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Get ready."

Magic Trick

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

Curtain call

Rabbit in giant top hat says: 'I had a word with the RSPCA about my cramped working conditions.'

"Let me do the talking!"

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

'Read me the fairy tale about Obama!'

Trumpets Green

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'